1 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:02,622 Eddie, my friend, what can I do for you? 2 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,874 I want to talk to Diane. 3 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,334 But she don't want to talk to you. 4 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,127 Yeah. 5 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:08,295 Please don't make trouble. 6 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,713 Diane, before you start squawking, 7 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:13,425 let me just tell you you're the most wonderful girl I've ever known. 8 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:17,512 And nobody's been as sweet to me as you. 9 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:22,059 You make me feel... well, you make me feel beautiful. 10 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,560 But you are beautiful. 11 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,562 Why do always hide behind that booth? 12 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,189 Let me see all of you. 13 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:30,942 Please, I'm begging you, go away and don't ever come back. 14 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:31,818 Oh, kiss me! 15 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,988 Please, for the love of God, go away. 16 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,887 Not till I get my kiss! 17 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,995 Please don't look at me that way! 18 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:42,704 No. 19 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,408 - Eddie! - No! 20 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,890 You're missing the whole movie. 21 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,519 Believe me, I ain't missing a thing. 22 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,521 No one understands Bettina. 23 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,940 Her screen persona is a brilliant comment 24 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:14,653 on the entire sociopolitical structure of stardom. 25 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:18,865 Jeeper, do you get all of that from the pizza waitress with three heads? 26 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,452 Well, I guess we are the only ones watching the movie. 27 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,832 These guys have only one thing on their minds. 28 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:28,606 Want a wiener? 29 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,676 Oh, hey there, Lars. 30 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,762 Oh, I love the smells of America... 31 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,556 Hot dogs, popcorn... 32 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,057 Car exhaust? 33 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,143 Lars, being how you're from Sweden, 34 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,980 the sex capital of the entire world... Could you tell me 35 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:50,897 what's wrong with me? 36 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,983 What? There's nothing wrong with you. 37 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,569 Suddenly every girl I know is boy crazy. 38 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,988 Golly, if some dork stuck his tongue down my throat, 39 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,157 I'd barf! I'd belt him. 40 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,283 I'd kick him in the nuts. 41 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:03,201 You're just a typical American girl. 42 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:08,123 One day soon, you'll wake up and explode into a woman. 43 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:12,335 Well, my date will be anxious for these buns to be hot. 44 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,559 Bye-bye. 45 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:14,921 Where you going, lover? 46 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,007 I'm going to the head to get us a you-know-what. 47 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:22,570 I don't want my girl spending her Christmas in a home for unwed mamas. 48 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,062 - Oh, hey, there, Rhonda. - Hi, Florence. 49 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,689 You got yourself a heavy date? 50 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,982 I'm here with Berdine. 51 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,359 You'd think it was a crime against the nation 52 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,029 to go to a drive-in with more than kissy-kissy stuff on your mind. 53 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,864 Well, you do have a quaint way of looking at things. 54 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,409 Hey, is it true you're going to Europe at the end of the summer? 55 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,954 No, we just have a Swedish exchange student staying with us. 56 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,873 Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark. 57 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,291 Where'd you get that idea? 58 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:55,212 I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation. 59 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:55,962 An operation? 60 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,841 Yeah, I heard you're having your dick cut off and turning into a girl. 61 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,509 That's not funny. 62 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,583 Kisses. 63 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:12,187 Hey, Pea Brain, who's that guy in the next car? 64 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:15,023 - You know him? - Yeah, I know him. 65 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,358 Calls himself Starcat. 66 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:17,901 Dropped out of Northwestern, 67 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,987 hangs out in Malibu with a bunch of surf bums. 68 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,851 Strictly a loser from Loserville. 69 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:38,505 Sergeant, this young woman is the victim of nuclear testing. 70 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:42,759 Her cells appear to be in a constant state of m

1 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:02,622 Eddie, ystäväni, mitä voin tehdä sinulle? 2 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:03,874 Haluan puhua Dianen kanssa. 3 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,334 Mutta hän ei halua puhua sinulle. 4 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,127 Joo. 5 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:08,295 Älä tee ongelmia. 6 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,713 Diane, ennen kuin aloitat kiljuen, 7 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:13,425 anna minun vain kertoa sinulle, että olet se upein tyttö jonka olen koskaan tuntenut. 8 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:17,512 Ja kukaan ei ole ollut yhtä suloinen minulle kuin sinulle. 9 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:22,059 Saat minut tuntemaan... no, saat minut tuntemaan oloni kauniiksi. 10 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,560 Mutta sinä olet kaunis. 11 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,562 Miksi aina piiloutua tuon kopin takana? 12 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,189 Anna minun nähdä teidät kaikki. 13 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:30,942 Pyydän, pyydän sinua, mene pois äläkä koskaan tule takaisin. 14 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:31,818 Oi, suutele minua! 15 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,988 Ole hyvä, rakkauden tähden jumala, mene pois. 16 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,887 Ei ennen kuin saan suudelmani!17 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,995 Älä katso minua siihen suuntaan! 18 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:42,704 Nro 19 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,408 - Eddie! - Ei! 20 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,890 Sinulta puuttuu koko elokuva. 21 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:05,519 Usko minua, En kaipaa mitään. 22 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,521 Kukaan ei ymmärrä Bettinaa. 23 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,940 Hänen näytön persoonansa on loistava kommentti 24 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:14,653 koko yhteiskuntapoliittisesti tähtuuden rakenne. 25 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:18,865 Jeeper, saatko tuon kaiken? pizzatarjoilija, jolla on kolme päätä? 26 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,452 No, me taidamme olla ainoat jotka katsovat elokuvaa. 27 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,832 Näillä miehillä on vain yksi asia heidän mielessään. 28 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:28,606 Haluatko viineriä? 29 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,676 Hei, Lars. 30 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,762 Oi, rakastan tuoksuja Amerikasta... 31 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,556 Hot dogit, popcornit... 32 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,057 Auton pakokaasu?33 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,143 Lars, miten olet Ruotsista, 34 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,980 koko seksipääkaupunki maailma... Voisitko kertoa minulle 35 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:50,897 mikä minua vaivaa? 36 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,983 Mitä? Ei ole mitään vikaa sinussa. 37 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,569 Yhtäkkiä jokainen tuntemani tyttö on poika hullu. 38 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,988 Golly, jos joku tyhmä työnsi kielensä kurkkuuni, 39 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,157 barfaisin! Vyötäisin hänet. 40 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,283 Potkaisin hänet pähkinöihin. 41 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:03,201 Olet vain tyypillinen Amerikkalainen tyttö. 42 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:08,123 Eräänä päivänä pian heräät ja räjähtää naiseksi. 43 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:12,335 No, treffini tulee olemaan ahdistunut jotta nämä pullat olisivat kuumia. 44 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,559 Näkemiin. 45 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:14,921 Minne menet, rakastaja? 46 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,007 Menen päähän saadaksesi me-tiedä-mitä. 47 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:22,570 En halua, että tyttöni kuluttaa häntä Joulu naimattomien äitien kotiin.48 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,062 - Hei, siellä, Rhonda. - Hei, Florence. 49 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,689 Onko sinulla raskaat treffit? 50 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,982 Olen täällä Berdinen kanssa. 51 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,359 Luulisi sen olevan rikos kansaa vastaan 52 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,029 mennä ajolle useamman kanssa kuin suudelma-suudelma juttuja mielessäsi. 53 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,864 No, sinulla on omituinen tapa asioiden katsomisesta. 54 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,409 Hei, onko totta, että aiot tehdä Eurooppa kesän lopussa? 55 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,954 Ei, meillä on vain ruotsalainen vaihto-oppilas yöpyy meillä. 56 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,873 Oi, kuulin sinut olivat menossa Tanskaan. 57 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,291 Mistä sait tuon idean? 58 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:55,212 Kuulin, että olet menossa sinne tehdä jonkinlainen leikkaus. 59 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:55,962 Leikkaus? 60 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:59,841 Joo, kuulin, että sinulla on omasi kalu leikattiin pois ja muuttuu tytöksi. 61 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,509 Se ei ole hauskaa. 62 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,583 Suukkoja.63 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:12,187 Hei, Pea Brain, kuka on se kaveri seuraavassa autossa? 64 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:15,023 - Tunnetko hänet? - Joo, tunnen hänet. 65 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,358 Kutsuu itseään Starcatiksi. 66 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:17,901 Pudonnut luoteisosasta, 67 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,987 viettää aikaa Malibussa surffaushullujen kanssa. 68 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,851 Ehdottomasti häviäjä Loservillestä. 69 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:38,505 Kersantti, tämä nuori nainen on ydinkokeiden uhri. 70 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:42,759 Hänen solunsa näyttävät olevan vakiotilassa m